How to be In The Squishi Clan

~BE YOURSELF. Nothing is more fake and plastic than actually trying to "fit in." Just as long as you aren't a jerk who makes everyone feel bad or a freak who tries to harass everyone, you're fine to be yourself.
~HAVE UNIQUE HUMOR. No one likes it when the only source of your jokes is humiliating others. That's totally against the squishi clan book. Not that it has a book, but. Try sticking to inside jokes. That way, it's super hilarious to you and your friends, and no one else knows what in the world you're saying.
~STALK. Not really, but like, follow funny people around and hang out normally and just call it stalking. Squishi Stalkees are usually teachers. In a school with crabby teachers? Just bug one. It's really fun. Especially when you crave weird excitement and attention. Don't go overboard though. It's a little too much and creepy sometimes.
~CREATIVITY. is really important. Jocking things off of people isn't really something a Squishi would have. Unless, you can be like member Pineapple and be famous for jocking, but then you jocking would be jocking Pineapple, so no jocking. (lolwut?)
~DON'T LIKE, DON'T GO. Peer pressure = no. This relates to step one. If you can't be yourself around others who act themselves, they're not really your Squishi material.
~BE THERE. One thing about the Squishi clan is helping each other out. When one is down, there is bound to be at least one person slapping back the happy into them. It's part of a perfect society.
~NEVER. EVER. try to be normal. Cause you know that if you are not weird you are not normal because either way having nothing wrong with yourself or being o.O material is still never going to earn you the title "normal." It just makes you creepy.
~SHALLOWNESS IS BAD. Very bad. Use your head for once. Don't think things are as they are on the outside.
~VALUE. your friends like family. You are a band of abnormal people who accept each other even though you are the weirdest things on earth. How could you not feel at home?
~BE CAT LIKE. Yeah, I said it.
~BE VIBE-TASTIC. Knowing how someone feels before they say it by picking up short seconds of looks may really help your life.
~SCOOPDEH. everyday, that is, unless you're being fed by a Saikatic freak who gives you carbs and calories on a daily basis.
~LANGUAGE. make up your own by adding your own derivatives, and awesomeness to your own style.
~CUTE-NESS. it's all in the language, actions, and mini-movements [and the fruitiness].
~RANDOMNESS. all of us have this unfound section in the brain. To be in the Squishi-Clan, you have to use it. [Jackfruit can't believe Melon left this out.]
~Actual demonstration and simulation will occur at the newbie gathering.
~By the time you have all these, I, or a different Squishi will want to have you and lock you in their dungeon of Squishi collectibles. Kidding. None of us are that rabid.